To the curvy blonde
on the engineering pub crawl: you are very attractive and I regret not
talking to you. Please come to the next crawl so I can make those cute
dimples show.
OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?
Yeahhhhh she's taken.
ReplyDeleteJust because there's a keeper doesn't mean you can't score.
Delete^These are the same guys that bitch you out for turning them down hard as soon as they step up to you. Stay classy, douches.
Delete@1b - Nah, you're generalizing. I hit on women in relationships all the time, and always end a rejection with a smile.
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