MISSED CONNECTION:
To the campus pizza delivery guy from this summer,
I went on co-op for the fall and now you're gone. I really miss not seeing you and chatting about your life goals, and the new guy can't ever figure out where I live.
Sincerely,
- gluten free with pepperoni.
What were his hopes and dreams?
ReplyDeleteTo not have to chat up some retarded bitch/cunt (depending on OP's gender) who he has to deliver pizza to...
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