OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, February 14, 2016

#7371

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the campus pizza delivery guy from this summer,
I went on co-op for the fall and now you're gone. I really miss not seeing you and chatting about your life goals, and the new guy can't ever figure out where I live. 
Sincerely, 
- gluten free with pepperoni.

2 comments

  1. What were his hopes and dreams?

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    1. To not have to chat up some retarded bitch/cunt (depending on OP's gender) who he has to deliver pizza to...

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