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Updated on Tuesday, February 23, 2016

#7376

MISSED CONNECTION: To the Muslim couple that I always see making out in the MC comfy (the one with the girl who looks like she popped out of Little Mosque on the Prairie):

Get a room. Seriously, just fuck already, god can't be any more mad at you if you do that than he is now, so you have nothing to lose.

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  1. Lol what makes you assume they're not? You believe that all Muslims are devout and follow every rule of Islam? Do you also assume that all Christians follow every rule in the bible?

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  2. This is a common misconception that people have about Islam. I was raised as a Muslim, and I can tell you that this is not entirely true. There is no "devout" or "soft" Muslim as there are devout or soft Christians. There are only Muslims and non-Muslims. When you take the Shahada, you declare that Allah is the only God and Muhammad is his Messenger. This means that the Quran is the word of Allah, unlike the Bible which is a collection of books written by many people. You can't just pick and choose which rule you follow and still be able to call yourself a Muslim. The Quran says that sex before mariage is Haram (forbidden) and being a Muslim means that you don't have sex before mariage. I don't know if making out before mariage is Haram though, I belive it is Makruh (displeasing to God, but not completely forbidden). If they are doing something positive and asking for forgiveness, it is not contrary to the religion. But that doesn't mean there are rules they aren't following. Sex before mariage is definetly a no-no.

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    1. that was meant for @1

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    2. @2 well put, I couldn't agree more. This is exactly what makes followers of Islam so tolerant and able to respect others and their non-Islamic beliefs.

      Now excuse me while I go re-purpose the public, bathroom sinks to clean my feet, and block the hallways to show public displays of my devotion via prayer. I wouldn't want to use the showers and prayer rooms to do this -- you'd never see my devotion that way. You should also be more tolerant of my behaviors as a result of my beliefs while I fuck your public spaces up. You can now give me Sharia law in Canada, k thx for being so tolerant.

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    3. @2b, wow so salty. Did your gf leave you for a Muslim?

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    4. @2c. Get outta here with that shit, you white liberal cuck.

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    5. @2d, no you go out, your ideology seems to be faring better south of our border. (Just be quick to get there before they put a wall in your way)

      I want to live in an open society where we aren't discriminated based on ethnic origin or religion and if that's being a "liberal cuck", well I'm a liberal cuck. Fuck off.

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    6. Not true... There's no dichotomy. You're a Muslim even if you sex it up. Your mentality is exactly what helps ISIS types.

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    7. A simple solution is to leave the death cult commonly referred to as islam.

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    8. @2 That's actually not true. I personally know a couple, the man is clean shaven and will shake hands with women and his wife does not wear hijab and wears pants. You can embrace the core values of Islam without bowing to all its tenets...just like Christianity.

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    9. @2g you are so ignorant and closed-minded. Your life must be so sad. I have nothing but compassion for you

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  3. @2e. Lol what a fucking liberal cuck you are. Thanks for showing that I was right, cunt.

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    1. No, stop, we cannot associate being alpha with being a fucking racist. Last time humanity tried this, we had two decades of fascism followed by a fucking world war. Our technological level makes bullshit tribal violence unsustainable. I understand it can be frustrating as a man to not be able to act out our natural urges, but please just take a moment and think about what you actually believe in beyond the trolling and ask yourself if this is really the direction where you want humanity to go. You probably think it's a joke now and you're only being half serious on a meaningless anonymous forum, but ffs Trump is actually winning. Minorities, including Muslims, are more and more marginalized everywhere in the world, which leads to more and more radicalization. The train has left the station folks. Wake up.

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    2. 3a, what the fuck are you on about? Are you on your period right now? Since when was there any mention of racism?? This is about someone who has baited you, a cuckold, into looking like a complete cuck. Why try and change the topic to 'Trump' and 'racism'? You fucking scumbag. Wake the fuck up, you're acting like a little bitch now. Religion is the root of all that is evil. Go read some books and educate yourself about all the terrible things religion has done. #ShariaLawInCanada

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    3. @3b you are the one changing the topic to religion. Did I say that I believe in religion? Am I promoting any religion? I am only defending the people who you are attacking and making feel like they are your enemy. If your enemy is religion, you should be trying to eliminate religion, not single out a group of people who grew up in a different culture and tell them they're disgusting and evil. That's not how you make people leave religion, genius, that's how you make people feel threatened. That's how you make them close up their minds and retreat even more inside their beliefs.
      Go read some books yourself, if your brain is not already moldy from /pol/ threads.

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    4. Are you autistic or just painfully unaware of how you come off?

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  4. @3c Still your vile misinformed tongue you scrubby noob. I hereby declare you the biggest white knight cuck at UW. Your outstanding ability to completely misread what others write awes even the dullest of minds. Now I'm off to sleep like a baby while you toil in your sheets over this, you ignorant fool.

    #ReligionForJustice #ShariaLawInCanada

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    1. Shit son, your disses are the dankest, I can't possibly attempt to top that. Maybe you should try making an actual argument for once if you don't want to be so "misread". Actually no, carry on, your style it too great as it is, adding in any substance might spoil it. I don't even regret taking such masterfully crafted bait. Sleep tight and watch out for the Muslims hiding under your bed.

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  5. lol religion has nothing to do with it, some people are just rude and need to get a room. disappointed that OP needed to bring in religion tho, but then they are muslims and anyone can just use that in a negative comment. damn that muslim goose shitted on me again. JUST SAY THAT RUDE ASS COUPLE AND BE DONE WITH IT. gah.

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  6. I see this couple too. So gross.

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