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Updated on Monday, March 7, 2016

#7345

MISSED CONNECTION:

To my wonderful girlfriend,
I love you so very much and cannot wait to have our 4 children together. Every moment is fantastic and I'm so glad we have found each other. Thank-you for being here. Only a few more months and we will start our wonderful adventure together.
<3

46 comments

  1. Please don't have children, it's a hugely selfish act in this day and age. The world is overpopulated, global warming is irreversibly melting the ice caps, everyone is facing a major food and water crisis, and you want to have 4 kids? You obviously don't care what's going to happen to them because they're going to die horribly and painfully along with everyone else.

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    1. This what edgelords actually believe.

      Do you also support immigration, by chance?

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  2. I hope your girlfriend is infertile or have multiple miscarriages and stillbirths. The earth doesn't need 4 more little cunts.

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    1. You can go fuck yourself.

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    2. The Earth doesn't need disgusting cunts like you.

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    3. 2a and 2b sounds like a fat chick who can't get laid.

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    4. @2c Anyone has a heart wouldn't hope someone to have multiple miscarriages or stillbirths. That's just disgusting.

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    5. So, 2d, are you actually a fat chick who can't get laid? The world wants to know!

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    6. 2e, stop assuming everyone is the same as you. Go see a therapist, I'm worried about you.

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    7. I think I hit a nerve, 2a/b/d/f. If you're implying that I am also a fat chick who can't get laid, then you should also go see a therapist. Your therapist will help you sort out your sexual frustration which manifests in the odd way that you comment on omguw posts.

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    8. Sorry, maybe you're just a fat and ugly guy who has to hope someone to have miscarriages and stillbirths to feel good about himself, and has an urge to call everyone else fat because that sounds like an insult to you.

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    9. 2h... when's the last time you got laid? You sound like you could really use a dick.

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    10. 2h... you still haven't confirmed or denied whether you are a fat chick who can't get laid, which makes me think that I made the correct observation.

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    11. 2h,

      you were always so quick in responding. Your silence confirms my observation that you are indeed a fat chick who can't get laid. I believe I am not the only person who can tell that you need to get laid just by your words. Your need for dick is so glaringly obvious from the very start. Good luck in the future and I sincerely hope you do get laid soon.

      With pity,
      2c

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    12. WTF is wrong with you????? I thought you would stop trolling if I don't reply. You must be a sad person irl, I feel bad for you.

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    13. Hello, fat chick who can't get laid. Thank you for responding! Nothing is wrong with me because unlike you, I can get laid. YOU must be a sad person irl because you haven't been laid for far too long. I wish nothing but the best for you. I hope a dick is coming your way soon.

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    14. Wtf is wrong with people at this school... I sincerely hope the people stubbornly insisting that anyone who wouldn't wish a miscarriage on someone must be a sex-deprived fat chick are trolls. If you are a real person/people and those are your real thoughts then I am legitimately concerned for your mental health. Look at yourself. You look ignorant.

      Next time you comment on something anonymously, maybe ask yourself if your mother would be proud of you for it before hitting submit. If you're not a troll then I feel very sorry for your mother, who has to deal with such disappointment in a child.

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    15. 2n, why should his mother be the only one feeling disappointed in him? You think only mothers care about their children? This is reverse sexism at its finest. This is why men are disadvantaged at family courts, because of ignorant sexist pigs like you. Why don't YOU think about your dumbass comments next time?

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    16. This entire thread could have been avoided if OP just kept his mouth shut about his reproductive plans.

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    17. 2o - OK, ty for confirming troll. I feel a little less pessimistic about the human race now.
      I still think you're mentally unwell to find amusement in telling people you hope their unborn child dies. I hope at some point you can put your pride aside and look at the way you speak to others objectively, even if you're only "pretending" to be hurtful.

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    18. Wow this comment thread... What a stupid fuck you are going around assuming everyone is a "fat chick that can't get laid" if they disagree with your death wishes on people's children...

      Where are you from, autist?

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  3. WTF people who say "don't have children, it's selfish"? Has leftist propaganda and self-hatred reached the point where we have become suicidal as a species?! Fucking disgusting thing to say.

    FYI, most Western countries are below the replacement fertility rate and their population would shrink if it weren't for immigration. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_decline

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    1. That's great news. The earth doesn't need more humans. Now we just need to sterilize the refugee women that pop out 11 kids, and we'll be on our way to a better world.

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    2. @3a you must be a sad person filled with hatred irl I feel bad for you. I hope one day you will understand how wrong you are.

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    3. 3b you must be an arts student who has nothing better to do than going around feeling bad for people.

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  4. To the poor guy OP who just wanted to do something nice for his girlfriend... Sorry about that dude.

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    1. Thank you 4! I feel sadden for all those people posting rather inappropriate and mean comments. They seem to be jealous of what OP and I have. I wish someday they can enjoy something like what we have. The OP made me really happy for posting this during a very busy week for me. I'm submitting 2 journal articles to be published and I have meetings with 5 different profs during the week. I had been working for 8am until 11pm every day so he was just trying to brighten my day, which he did :) I love you hun!

      Sincerely, your "wonderful girlfriend " who also loves you so very much!

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    2. @4a, I hope you guys end up having kids. The world needs more people like you reproducing. Also, ignore those jealous losers above. They will always be losers.

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    3. 4a, nobody is jealous about dating a whore like you. I hope your 4 kids make you real happy with your separated abdominal muscles, torn up vagina, and stretch marks. Excellent plan trapping a man. I salute you.

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    4. 4a, which journal are you publishing in?

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    5. Mods, can we please have 4c banned from this website and his comments deleted? Hate speech is illegal and should not be tolerated. People like 4c give this website and the UW community a bad reputation. OMGUW is not intended to provide therapy for their mental and sexual problems. I strongly suggest that people like 4c get off the internet and seek professional help.

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    6. If the mods don't ban people who call islam a "death cult" and make similar derogatory remarks against religious beliefs as well as racist remarks against "chinese intenational students", what makes you think they're gonna ban a petty attack against someone's personal choice? Go read up the definition of hate speech. I bet "calling someone a whore" doesn't qualify. Get a life, 4e, and get off this website if you hate it so much. Start your own politcally correct confession site and call it OMGSJW. Fuck off.

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    7. @4f, islamophobic and racist comments should not be tolerated either. But whataboutism is not a valid argument. Calling someone a whore because she is a woman is most definetly hate speech. At least you could consider it as a personal attack, which I don't see how you could justify either. What do you expect to gain by being so disrespectful?

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    8. The Internet is not intended to pander to your whims; though the feminazis may be the biggest threat to the candid nature of this domain. It's a personal attack (at worst); not hate speech. He mentioned specifically one person and called this person a whore. I am unsure how you deduced that he is referring to the entire group in this way. That's like someone calling me a dick and if I called you out for misandry.

      The gain is getting a reaction from people like you who never learned that it's better to ignore unfounded attacks than to directly engage them. People who did this sort of thing do it because arguing with people who take this shit seriously is hilarious...

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    9. 4h - The internet is not intended to pander to your whims. So why are you so butthurt for being called out on nobody wanting you here? Your comments are useless and add nothing of value. Quit thinking you're a special little snowflake that deserves to have their opinions broadcasted just for existing. Forums are a privilege, not a right. If you can't disagree civilly then nobody is going to pander to you by entertaining your garbage.

      If you really take pleasure in making people upset then you are mentally unhealthy. "I'm trolling" is not an excuse. Being purposefully disrespectful to get a reaction is not any better than being accidentally disrespectful. It's worse. I have no idea why you would entertain the delusion that others being sensitive to criticism somehow makes personally attacking them okay.

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    10. OP and his gf should be made to feel upset for their ridiculous plan to have 4 children. If you're gonna do fucked up shit like that, nobody wants to hear about it.

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    11. Wow 4c... Tell me what mommy did to you...

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  5. your gf doesn't sound all that wonderful since she wants 4 kids. Women who want that many kids are scums of the earth. Wait til she becomes a fat whale and traps you in a loveless marriage, and good luck with child support for 4 kids if you ever get divorced. RIP OP's sex life and bank account.

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    1. I wonder if you also call your mom "a fat whale [who trapped your dad] in a loveless marriage" because she had you. Furthermore I wonder if you tell the same thing to mothers of your friends who have siblings that is if you do not have siblings yourself?

      It's interesting that in your view a women who wants what is now consider a large family are the "scum of the world". Moreover, it's interesting that you only say that about the gf even though the OP is happy to have just as many children. So since he is a guy he is not the "scum of the world" but the gf is because she is a girl?

      Also your comment implies that women tend not to work and rely on men's salary. That means that the 69% of Canadian families that have dual earners are nonexistent to you (http://www.statcan.gc.ca/pub/75-006-x/2015001/article/14202-eng.htm)

      And then people wonder why we still need feminism in the world and why there is so much awareness about women in this modern age...well you are a great example of why he for she and other feminist organizations/campaigns exist

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    2. They are both idiots. Neither are better than the other. Also, I don't know what kind of fantasy world you live in, but getting pregnant, birthing, breast feeding, and raising 4 kids until at least school age can not possibly be done by two working adults, unless they decide to hire a full time nanny, which, by the way, is not a great way to parent. Since OP can't get pregnant and give birth, likely the fat whale gf is gonna be the one staying at home raising her 4 little inbreds while depending on his income. Having more than 2 kids these days is seriously selfish and drains so much resources, but that's okay, soon OP and his gf will realize what a stupid choice they've made.

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    3. 5b, I'm genuinely interested what your family life is like and why you are so angry about other people having kids.. Or do you just spend too much time on /r9k/?

      I mean, why did you use the word "inbred" for example? You think people only have kids with their cousins?

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  6. I firmly agree that the world doesn't need more humans. Which is why the Earth would have been much better off if 2ceijkm, 4c and 5 were aborted, and if OP had his 4 kids in their place.
    Do all of us a favour guys & trim the fat from the human race (aka you) so that we can make room for people with actual potential. It's all about the greater good of the world right? So it's about time you did your part and cleaned up the useless negatives polluting our society. You.

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    1. How about you set everyone a good example by doing your part first?

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    2. 6, in your cavalier attitude towards OP and his gf reproducing, why don't you trim yourself from the human race, leave all your belongings to OP and his gf, to "make room" for their 4 offspring?

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    3. Those comments are all made by one edgelord

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