MISSED CONNECTION:
To the fat chick who can't get laid:
If you're wondering how I observed that you are a fat chick who can't get laid, just read back your first two replies. It is clear as day to any observant human that you haven't been penetrated for at least a year. I can feel your yearning in your words. If you would like me to break your dry spell, hit me up!
2c
I wish I can tell that a girl needs to get laid just by her comments on omguw. In fact how do you even know she's a girl? Oh teach me, wise one!
ReplyDeleteShe never denied it.
DeleteNo thank you, you sound like you are too ugly to get laid. You need to go fuck yourself.
ReplyDeleteOh you poor soul. I am merely doing you a favour. I don't need to get laid. The one who needs to get laid is you! How long have you gone without sex? I feel so much pity for you. I am sure you will stop leaving odd comments on omguw once you break your dry spell. I am available for you any time you want.
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2c
Is this how you always pick up girls? By calling them fat chicks who can't get laid? Are you even a student here? You sound like you're in grade 5.
DeleteI don't think grade 5 students know what "dry spells" are. You're gonna need to try harder to insult me. Don't pretend you can tell who I am just because I can tell that you are a fat chick who needs to get laid. I am simply extending my kindness to someone who is really craving dick.
DeleteAll I said was that saying "I hope someone has multiple miscarriages and stillbirths" is disgusting, it's like saying I hope your kids die or I hope your parents die. I don't understand why you think that’s okay to say I wish your loved ones die. And you have to call me a “fat chick who can’t get laid” for speaking out how disgusting that person is? No, I’m not fat, and I don’t need sex with people like you.
DeleteTo be fair, 2 was a little mean in what he/she said. However, my observation that you are fat chick who needs to get laid is simply a reflection on you, not a reflection on your argument. What you said about 2 was not incorrect, but the manner in which you said it suggest that you are a person who needs to get laid. Perhaps you don't want to copulate with some random dude online, but the reality remains that you are really hungry for some dick. #truth
Delete2c, to be fair, you’re really good at trolling. Are you getting a PhD in Trollology here?
DeleteNo such degree is offered, unfortunately. Don't mistake my kindness for trolling. I recognize a deep need within you and I am simply offering an act of compassion. I now understand that you are not interested in allowing me to break your dry spell, but I know deep within that you still desire a dick. All the best to you. xoxo
DeleteFat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
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"Fat chick who needs to get laid"'s comebacks are so fucking lame lmfao. No wonder why OP is trolling her.
ReplyDelete>mfw this autistic dumbass still has more game than me
ReplyDelete"Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate." -Fat Amy
ReplyDelete+1 to you my friend
DeleteSo, is it Achmed, Sanjeet, or Jamal?
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