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Updated on Thursday, March 10, 2016

#7352

MISSED CONNECTION:

To the fat chick who can't get laid:

If you're wondering how I observed that you are a fat chick who can't get laid, just read back your first two replies. It is clear as day to any observant human that you haven't been penetrated for at least a year. I can feel your yearning in your words. If you would like me to break your dry spell, hit me up!

2c

16 comments

  1. I wish I can tell that a girl needs to get laid just by her comments on omguw. In fact how do you even know she's a girl? Oh teach me, wise one!

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    1. She never denied it.

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  2. No thank you, you sound like you are too ugly to get laid. You need to go fuck yourself.

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    1. Oh you poor soul. I am merely doing you a favour. I don't need to get laid. The one who needs to get laid is you! How long have you gone without sex? I feel so much pity for you. I am sure you will stop leaving odd comments on omguw once you break your dry spell. I am available for you any time you want.

      xoxo
      2c

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    2. Is this how you always pick up girls? By calling them fat chicks who can't get laid? Are you even a student here? You sound like you're in grade 5.

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    3. I don't think grade 5 students know what "dry spells" are. You're gonna need to try harder to insult me. Don't pretend you can tell who I am just because I can tell that you are a fat chick who needs to get laid. I am simply extending my kindness to someone who is really craving dick.

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    4. All I said was that saying "I hope someone has multiple miscarriages and stillbirths" is disgusting, it's like saying I hope your kids die or I hope your parents die. I don't understand why you think that’s okay to say I wish your loved ones die. And you have to call me a “fat chick who can’t get laid” for speaking out how disgusting that person is? No, I’m not fat, and I don’t need sex with people like you.

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    5. To be fair, 2 was a little mean in what he/she said. However, my observation that you are fat chick who needs to get laid is simply a reflection on you, not a reflection on your argument. What you said about 2 was not incorrect, but the manner in which you said it suggest that you are a person who needs to get laid. Perhaps you don't want to copulate with some random dude online, but the reality remains that you are really hungry for some dick. #truth

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    6. 2c, to be fair, you’re really good at trolling. Are you getting a PhD in Trollology here?

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    7. No such degree is offered, unfortunately. Don't mistake my kindness for trolling. I recognize a deep need within you and I am simply offering an act of compassion. I now understand that you are not interested in allowing me to break your dry spell, but I know deep within that you still desire a dick. All the best to you. xoxo

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  3. Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round
    or something

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  4. "Fat chick who needs to get laid"'s comebacks are so fucking lame lmfao. No wonder why OP is trolling her.

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  5. >mfw this autistic dumbass still has more game than me

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  6. "Not a good enough reason to use the word penetrate." -Fat Amy

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    1. +1 to you my friend

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  7. So, is it Achmed, Sanjeet, or Jamal?

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