OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?
Updated on Wednesday, March 23, 2016
MISSED CONNECTION: I doubt you'll ever read this but dude I've been very, very seriously crushing on you for the past 2 years...but you have a girlfriend now and you almost never talk to me. I don't even know what to do. Although I know you like her and she likes you back, a part of me still wants you to break up with her so I could at least tell you I love you face to face.