OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, May 18, 2016


MISSED CONNECTION: To the brown girl in the bass pro shop hat, you are a powerhouse, with a hilarious dance between sets. You were working out with your white friend, otherwise I would have asked you out.

- tall white guy at the mats beside you

1 comment

  1. If it's the chick with the orange water bottle, she's hot.