OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, June 1, 2016

#7419

MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the obese guy in ECE that was in the smoke pit at Chainsaw on May 20th, who asked if he looked good in a hat as an opener:

You are so far up your own ass that I'm sure you're still wondering why I never texted you back. It's because you're a pushy, raging douchebag. Here's a breakdown for you of why you're a dick so that the next time you talk to girls at the bar, you hopefully won't leave them feeling like they need a shower:


1. "Party girl" is not a good thing. That's not a compliment. You sound predatory.
2. Saying that someone is "too pretty to go to UW" is pretty much an amalgamation of every douchey thing that you could ever respond with. In one fell swoop, you've implied that I'm stupid, that Laurier girls and pretty girls in general are stupid, that STEM is superior to all other programs, and that UW girls are ugly. Oh, and you also inadvertently called my friend ugly, since you never bothered to ask her where she goes to school.
3. You're not special for being in ECE. Again, if you had bothered to acknowledge my friend, you would have realized that you have that in common. Except only one of you was going on and on about it... Superiority complexes are not sexy.
4. You need to learn when to fuck off and let it go. If the initial response to you asking for a number is a cringe, then take it as a goddamn no. Yes, you can still pry a number out if you start acting pushy, but that's only because you're being threatening, not attractive.
5. You're obese and it's repulsive.

18 comments

  1. AnonymousJune 1, 2016 at 7:02 PM

    was he wearing a fedora?

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  2. AnonymousJune 1, 2016 at 9:00 PM

    Bet if the guy was hot you wouldn't have written that abomination

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    1. AnonymousJune 3, 2016 at 2:39 PM

      ew. kill yourself tbh.

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    2. AnonymousJune 5, 2016 at 12:49 PM

      ^triggered

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    3. AnonymousJune 14, 2016 at 2:10 PM

      If he was attractive he probably wouldn't be so insecure, wouldn't have to overcompensate by saying "YO BITCH IM IN ECE IMMA BE RICH N SHIT, GET ON THIS DIIEECK" and he probably wouldn't be an autistic cringelord in general.

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  3. AnonymousJune 1, 2016 at 10:14 PM

    Sounds to me like you are a UW girl who isn't in STEM and that your friend probably isn't that attractive. If you want to avoid people like this ECE guy, perhaps consider not going to a bar like chainsaw.

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    1. AnonymousJune 3, 2016 at 12:40 PM

      So instead of teaching men, or people in general to be respectful, youre going to recommend that this girl just avoids the bar? No. Assholes who think they are superior and who make other people feel uncomfortable need to fix their attitude before going out in public rather than recommending that people avoid public places. The problem here is the superiority complex men in STEM programs have, and the need they have to put other people down. So this culture needs to be fixed.

      And a message to you OP: As a woman, I understand your frustration however don't be an asshole and comment about this guys appearance. If you have a problem with him over his behaviour, trashing fat people isn't going to help your case. You are targetting a whole group and probably making other people feel bad about themselves.

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    2. AnonymousJune 3, 2016 at 2:58 PM

      Chainsaw isn't Phil's. It's not a dance club, it's a bar you go to with your friends. Picking up girls there would be like trying to pick up girls at Morty's.
      ECE guy should just go to Phil's instead if he's gonna hit on strangers.

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    3. AnonymousJune 7, 2016 at 2:44 PM

      That is not the solution 3, the solution is less polite responses when someone crosses the line. If they don't get the hint just drop the hammer. Make sure they have a reason to read the signs next time.

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    4. AnonymousJune 14, 2016 at 2:08 PM

      Agree, I only see the biggest faggots from ECE on Reddit talking about Chainsaw.

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  4. AnonymousJune 2, 2016 at 1:49 AM

    ITT: offended neckbeards

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  5. AnonymousJune 2, 2016 at 2:03 PM

    I've run into him before. I'm not about bashing people for their weight (which honestly is unnecessary), but he's definitely said some questionably offensive, uncomfortable, and cringey things. He may have good intentions, but he needs to learn when he crosses the line to creepy (which is often).

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  6. AnonymousJune 4, 2016 at 12:56 PM

    That guy just sounds like rape charges waiting to happen

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  7. AnonymousJune 5, 2016 at 11:52 PM

    ooooooooooo shiiiiiiiiiiiit,
    this girl spits fireeeeeeeeeee
    this type of females i hope to have a drink with

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  8. AnonymousJune 6, 2016 at 11:13 PM

    I know exactly who this is, he's made me feel extremely uncomfortable at best and unsafe at worst.

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  9. AnonymousJune 7, 2016 at 8:31 PM

    Charges waiting to happen

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  10. AnonymousJune 18, 2016 at 2:03 PM

    inb4 imaginary rape charges

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  11. AnonymousJune 19, 2016 at 1:14 PM

    inb4 "My last 3 girlfriends were Asian"

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