MISSED CONNECTION: This is for the obese guy in ECE that was in the smoke pit at Chainsaw on May 20th, who asked if he looked good in a hat as an opener:
are so far up your own ass that I'm sure you're still wondering why I
never texted you back. It's because you're a pushy, raging douchebag.
Here's a breakdown for you of why you're a dick so that the next time
you talk to girls at the bar, you hopefully won't leave them feeling
like they need a shower:
1. "Party girl" is not a good thing. That's not a compliment. You sound predatory.
Saying that someone is "too pretty to go to UW" is pretty much an
amalgamation of every douchey thing that you could ever respond with. In
one fell swoop, you've implied that I'm stupid, that Laurier girls and
pretty girls in general are stupid, that STEM is superior to all other
programs, and that UW girls are ugly. Oh, and you also inadvertently
called my friend ugly, since you never bothered to ask her where she
goes to school.
3. You're not special for being in ECE. Again, if
you had bothered to acknowledge my friend, you would have realized that
you have that in common. Except only one of you was going on and on
about it... Superiority complexes are not sexy.
4. You need to
learn when to fuck off and let it go. If the initial response to you
asking for a number is a cringe, then take it as a goddamn no. Yes, you
can still pry a number out if you start acting pushy, but that's only
because you're being threatening, not attractive.
5. You're obese and it's repulsive.