OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Wednesday, August 17, 2016

#7438

MISSED CONNECTION: There's this sexy pakistani guy sitting on the couches. You accidentally touched my foot while you were sitting across from me. His friends keep calling him abc or abd idk. I heard his dad owns all the clubs in Toronto. I wanna have your babies. Please be mine you glasses wearing sex God.

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  1. sexy and pakistani don't belong in the same sentence.

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  2. OP Here: Abdullah Hashmi is his name

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    1. M O D S , P L E A S E

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  3. Can confirm. ABD is SXY

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  4. LOOOOL I actually feel bad for this Abdullah Hashmi guy...

    I think for the guy you're talking about op, his name has an S somewhere and rhymes with Obama.

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    1. I call bs there's no one called Osama at UW

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  5. Lies I know an Osama at UW

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