OMG UPDATE: Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but write a missed connection and submit it maybe?

Updated on Sunday, October 23, 2016

#7458

MISSED CONNECTION: To the girl I saw in QNC, I want to say this after today " you won't be lonely even if the sky is falling down " . Squirrel

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  1. Hey, if you read this come meet me at MC lounge on Tue- come holding P's hand.

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    1. or tomorrow or tues at 12, we need to talk.

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  2. So I will see you tomorrow?

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  3. I saw you today, I won't show unless P shows.

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  4. Why didn't you come? You chose him didn't you...

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  5. You sending your boyfriend to check up on me? I can take him out any day...

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  6. bring it you little piece of shit!.. I see that you enjoy looking at people and stoking them... The one day I see you I'm going to make sure that you never look at another girl ever again! you think of your self as a "cool" dude, but bruh get your self in check! learn some respect! I am warning you ... BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

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  7. Oh finally you are man enough to defend your girl..I thought she wore the pants..Learn some grammar? I am cool, so cool man you don't even know. I will stare at her all I want, and what did I do wrong? Ship you guys?

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  8. And you gotta have imagined the scenarios right? Because you ain't got the balls to do any of that..

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  9. Alright you retard... lets get this straight... she is a friend and I care for all my friends ... I stayed out of this out of respect for her, but if you want to make this a problem then ... honestly Im going to enjoy beating you into the ground. And yea your a fking pervert.. stoping top stare at each girl walking by. Get a fking life, and stay away form my friends!

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  10. What fucking respect are you talking about? Don't all guys check girls out? And I am not interested in any other girls except the one sitting opposite you. I am the one who is going to do the beating, since you are not treating her right.

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  11. Admit it, you both want to do what the two squirrels were doing to each other..

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  12. Oh so I didn't know you liked someone named M.... huh, but isn't P better?

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  13. Okay you really are going through a lot of trouble to express yourself.. You know a lot about me, how about you tell me a bit about yourself? Let's meet and talk, just you and me :)

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    1. Fair enough, meet me at QNC staircase 2nd floor at 3:45?

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    1. Back of QNC staircase, not the one next to the washrooms..

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  15. hey where are you ?... I am waiting for you :)

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  16. I can't. .. I want you to and us to be a fantasy. I really like you and you are perfect. I accept with you P but no other Ms and stuff

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  17. Look, I fluctuate between being jealous of P and then telling myself that maybe he will treat her right? That is why I go through all this trouble.. to make sure that she is happy with you! I want her to be happy... and if you are what makes her happy than fine, I see the way P looks at her.. and no one is blind. Everyone ships you two.. why would they if you don't have a spark? In the beginning I admit I tried to disgust you two from each other by writing those notes... but I am willing to accept P+ curls. You both would work out.. try it out? I know curls.. you are about being independent, but it's okay to love? You held back on me when we first met...
    Look give her a kiss, and I will leave you alone. Trust me... because that kiss will prove what exists.

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  18. I honestly don't know what is wrong with you.

    Let's get this straight there is NO P + curls. Whatever you think you are seeing doesn't exist, sorry to say but it's all in your head.

    If you honestly want me to happy - just stop leaving notes, stop stalking me, stop writing these missed connections. JUST STOP. Because tbh whatever you do frustrates me so much.

    It is not okay to do what you are doing, whatever your reasoning in your messed up head might be. It's just not okay. Get help and stop.

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    1. Ouch.Ouch.Ouch.

      It does exist... but I made sure it doesn't exist.

      Okay understood no notes? I have only wrote you two MCs, are the other curly hair ones for you too?

      I do want you to be happy, but I want someone to make you happy. I will stop but if you and P are together.

      It is okay, I am playing cupid trust me?

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    2. You cannot play cupid in this situation- unless you are wearing a diaper, have wings and have a bow and arrow.




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    3. Sassy, one more thing that I love about you.

      Gotta sort some stuff out before we end this, P I adressed a lot of the notes to you - I am confused why you weren't man enough to face me? I am confused on why you stopped yourself from acting out due to respect for her..? What about what I wrote to you...? That means you liked the scenarios and it did not bother you... you into her man.

      And curls why aren't you into him?

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  19. AND P, if you care so much about her, why do you let her do this alone.......

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  20. How was P or I for that matter supposed to face you? You don't have the guts to come meet me and instead leave creepy notes with HORRIBLE handwriting. I think you are the one who has to man up here.

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  21. Ooo look at you defending your man? Not bad eh?

    P knows who I am, he has known all along. He helped me in a few cases as well...

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    1. Thanks P and you are welcome that I helped you and Curly. It worked, didn't it? Can I be your princess now..

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  22. Princess ehh ?....and what kind of princess do u wanna be ;) ...

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    1. You know the kind that curly is... You know how to treat a guy like a princess don't you?

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  23. Fuck me like you fuck curly with you eyes..

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    1. Or better make love to her and fuck me?

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  24. dude ... are u gay ... ?

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    1. For you man anything, we can have a threesome... what say?

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  25. Curls will you do it with me, if he is there... or can I watch you two?

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  26. you can watch and be our bitch!

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    1. Ha, so there is something going on there to watch? I knew it, curly does he satisfy you? Is he big enough or last long enough? I wouldn't mind being your bitch, I can satisfy your needs better...

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    2. And what exactly does the bitch do, when you two make love?

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  27. I bet it isn't great, right? It's okay P I can teach you..

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  28. teach you the ways of the hips, the fingers, the hands, the lips, the tongue and much more man

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  29. Why you don't want to learn? :( Common man learn for her happiness... it's okay if you have a 1 inch, there are other ways to please her

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  30. You can also do toys

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  31. Imagine, you two alone.... She looks at you nervously... You make your way towards her and stroke her cheek. You carry her onto the bed and push her down. You start kissing her. You can feel her tighten with nervousness.. You tell her to relax. She smile and say you are right. She kisses you back. Your hand reach her bra straps, and slide it down. You remove her top, and the bra. She removes your shirt. You kiss her breasts, she leans her head back and moans. You get hard, and you both start grinding each other circularly.. and then you blow your load man. She looks at you disappointed.

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  32. You lost P, you ain't got the balls to do nothing.

    I will come up to you and kiss you P. Show you how it's done, and you can do that to curly.

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  33. Sorry curly, he can never live up to your expectations... I don't think he can satisfy your needs. He will never be as sexy as he is in the scenarios..

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    1. With every scenario, curly will like you a bit less... Sorry man, the only way this whole situation becomes better is if you two were a thing.

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  34. You two become a thing, and I stop.

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    1. Tomorrow, kiss each other at 4:00 pm I will stop.

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  35. You kiss her or I am going to kiss you P.

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    1. Your lips ready for it? Ask Curls to keep her lips ready too.. so you can do what I did to her..

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  37. well u gotta show up first ;)

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  38. I am gonna show up outta nowhere... You gonna be suprised boy. Just keep her nearby, because then this whole situations is gonna be gay. Meet me in the same place as yday with her at 3:45?

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  39. and here i was getting all excited for u ...

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  40. You gotta meet me half way dude... I can't meet you in the fourth year room can I? You + curls + me = staircase fun. I doubt you canbe excited with that small dick of yours.. I saw it when you were peeing.. how do you satisfy her?

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  41. Bring her, not alone you dufus.

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  42. Good now hold her hand

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  43. Holding hands, does not give coooties dude.. Like why? I saw tou, why were you standing so far apart.

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  44. Dude... let's try this again in 5 mins

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  45. go fuck ur self ....

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    1. No you want to know who I am, this time for real...

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  46. Come I am waiting... I will be there till 5:00

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  47. No, this time YOU come where we are. We'll meet you outside of the lounge!

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  48. You want us to kiss in public?... No thanks thats weird dude, let's meet..for realz.. final time..

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  49. No then I will keep leaving notes dude,, just come holding her hand, give her a peck and I stop...

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    1. what is in it for you?

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  50. I see my girl happy

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  51. What's funny.. I see his happiness in her...and her happiness in him? Tick tock I am waiting...

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    1. oh how sweet...

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    2. Keep waiting for the rest of your life, that clock is gonna keep ticking and tocking till its battery runs out.

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  52. And whhy are your useless ugly friends replying

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    1. cause they can do whatever they'd like. just like your piece of shit ass has been doing for the past 2 months

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    2. to entertain the ugly squirrel

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  53. But bitch this does not concern you... It's between me, him and curls

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    1. it concerns me when a fucktard messes with my friends. I dare you to show your face you pussy and I'll show you how much of a bitch I really am

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    2. Clearly you're looking for attention, tell me, how long do you wanna keep this going for?

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  54. I am, fine I will be here till 6 at the staircase.. simple P + curls come hold hands, give a peck.. that is it. Simple?

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    1. Would you like some cookies while you wait by the staircase? Simply go outside to the rock garden and climb up the tree where you saw the two squirrels yesterday. Then I'll give you some cookies :)

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    2. You must be the dumb ugly one? Ha very funny, not everyone is a monkey like you? Sorry I also don't want the cookies.. especially from you..

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    3. Okay, I understand what you're saying. You're too grown up for cookies aren't you? Congratulations for graduating from middle school! Would you like some brownies then? Everyone loves brownies :)

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  55. No dude I just don't want anything from you.. anything touched from you.. also stop checking P out dude.. sit farther away from him Please? He is probably repelled by you..

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    1. Why not? I have so much stuff I'd like to give you! Unfortunately, I'm not an electron so I can't see any repulsive forces emanating from me, do you?

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  56. so you're stalking us you creep?

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  57. Thanks for moving...Curls why don't you reply to me...

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    1. I can tell when curls replies and it's not her...

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    2. You're welcome! I saw too many squirrels in the trees, it was disturbing, so I moved ;) Hope you have a clear view of P now so you can continue admiring him, I know the way you're swinging ;)

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  58. this is so much fun :P ....

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  59. Have you ever been institutionalized? If so, how was it and why did they let you out? If not, I can help find you a bed in a psych ward.

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    1. This person's only just graduated middle school, he probably can't be institutionalized, he needs to grow up for at least 4 more years first.

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  60. Curls, he looks funny talking on the phone

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    1. Reply to me first!!! Are you a nano?

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    2. You'd look funny in handcuffs.

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  61. You screwed up, I saw you leave.

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  62. But I haven't left yet...?

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  63. Stop discussing me.........

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    1. It's cute to see you 4 huddled together... talking about me I guess?

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  64. Cute that you put the blinds down, keep the middle finger down...

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  65. What the fuck is going on in these comments.

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    1. i think it's all 1 person

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  66. OP is a giant f.....

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