MISSED CONNECTION: To the woman who kindly took my virginity in REV, while your roomate was out, you're great! Hopefully it wasn't' terrible for you, you enjoying yourself could've been an act after all.
My first time was all I could've hoped for, and when I woke up the next morning seeing you was like looking at an angel. We'll never speak, or see, each other again. Hope you have a nice life, and watch out for STD's.
-The nerdy guy.